Don't Forget to breathe

George ~ 15 ~Down Under
repeals:

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jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

(via baracknobama)



http://hogwartskidsproblems.tumblr.com/post/71808581173/thranduilland-oldfuckingsport-roachpatrol

thranduilland:

oldfuckingsport:

roachpatrol:

ok so what if Harry and Neville got into like this passive-aggressive lie-off regarding what a truly great man Severus Snape was like they got drunk and Harry was like ‘Snape though’ and Neville was like ‘I know right’ and Harry was…



We promise according to our hopes and perform according to our fears.
- ― François de La Rochefoucauld  (via embrase)

(Source: psych-quotes, via timbllr)


sevendemigodsanswerthecall:

deecherry:

Mum: “Come watch Jacky Parson with us downstairs.”

Me: "Watch what?"

Mum: “Jacky Parson, it’s about a boy who steals thunder or something.”

Me: 

Is your mom a daughter of Dionysus

(via the-fault-in-my-fandoms)




getsby:

"ur bra strap is showing" u say

children begin to scream

tears r streaming down my face

my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats

no one can ever kno i wear a bra

(via dangerhamster)


sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

image

seems legit

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woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

(Source: blowjcb, via everystoryneedsavillain)